“Did it this time? I didn’t feel it. Oh, yeah I feel it this time. Shake gently before each use, well I didn’t do that. Oh, oh wow. Slug is moving. Gross.”—Not what you think- quotes in the adventures of nasal spray.
Alice was listening to her sister while she read from her book. It was a sad story about a girl who had been let down so many times she’d given up on the world. Alice was determined to know more about the world than this sadness. She was looking at the clouds for ages. Making shapes out of the clouds into dinosaurs and cats. Feeling laziness in the weight of her eyelids she decide to sit up. As soon as her eyes adjusted to see clearer into the shadows of the forest she noticed something. It (as odd as it is to tell you this) a white rabbit… in sneakers.
“You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity in each moment. Fools stand on their island of opportunities and look toward another land. There is no other land; there is no other life but this.”—Henry David Thoreau (via jessicaaann)
You’re pulling out your teeth, and I’m the NovoCain you pump in your cheeks. That’s why I’m still around, you’ve got blood running down your chin.. but you suffered peacefully. She was a termite eating away at my roots. I was just a lost soul who needed a home I was filling a void with you. And I can’t, can’t wait til you’ve see see seen what death and disgust have done to me and I spent three years wishing for two things, that one day you’d break and I’d get to see how all the choices you’ve made drive you insane.. I wish we never met. As angry as I sound that’s just the way I cover up the way I feel. I’ve been that way for years and years a slave to broken hearts and sex appeal. She was a termite eating away at my roots. I was just a lost soul who needed a home I was filling a void with you.